Very Hight Trafic
Friday, January 1st, 2010You said Trafic ?
You think there is hight Trafic in Montréal ? In Toronto ?
Nope…
Here there is very hight Trafic !
You said Trafic ?
You think there is hight Trafic in Montréal ? In Toronto ?
Nope…
Here there is very hight Trafic !
In order to relax between two tickets…
Here is a little police officer joke…
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A women gets to work. She is driving about 20km/h over the speed limit. On the other side of the viaduct, a police officer is waiting for here, radar in his hand.
The police officer is making her signs to stop.
– Cop: In a hurry Ma’am ?
– Lady : I am late for work.
– Cop : What do you do ?
– Lady : I am a rectum stretcher.
– Cop : WHAT??? Rectum stretcher ? What is that ?
– Lady : Well I start by putting in a finger, then a second one, then a third, a fourth and then the thumb. Slowly the hand goes deeper. I slowly go left to right and then do small circles in order to get the second hand in. And then, very very slowly, I stretch, stretch and stretch until 6 feet.
– Cop : And what do we do with a 6 feet asshole ?
– Lady : We give them a radar and we park him on the other side of the viaduct !
Ticket : 150$
Courthouse fees : 75$
See the police officer face : that has no price… for everything else there is MasterCard.
When could we or not go around cyclists ?
Situation :
You are on a small road, where you don’t have enough place to go around (there is a white line).
Your are following a cyclist. He doesn’t go fast. He is very slow.
Could/must you :
a) go around cyclists
b) follow the cyclist until there is two lanes.
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Why take risks ?
Take your time !
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